Film: Roofman
The premise is of someone who robs businesses by, you guessed it, going in through the roof. It's sold as a comedy. Spoiler: it isn't.
He is obviously incredibly smart, observant, always one step ahead of everyone else, until of course he (Channing Tatum) isn't. Which is rather the point, or we wouldn't have this story.
Having been caught and imprisoned, he works out a way to escape and, looking for somewhere to lie low, decides to live in the local Toys R Us store. Full run of the place at night, but surviving purely on M&Ms. And if surviving on M&Ms wasn't enough, he somehow finds time to strike up a romance with a Toys R Us employee (Kirsten Dunst).
It should have been funny. It isn't. And if it had been, it might just have passed for entertainment.
One I was slightly curious about but missed at the cinema, and based on a true story, which is perhaps the most worrying thing of all.
5/10